Not real butter
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INT. STUDY – EARLY EVENING Joanna is scrolling through a calendar app. Gyles is nearby, precariously balancing a massive tub of popcorn on his knee. It threatens to tip with every small movement. JOANNA Do you realise *Tomorrowland* came out nearly ten years ago? GYLES Did it? JOANNA That means Cineplex hasn’t added Dolby Vision to a single theatre in ten years. Not one. GYLES I always liked the popcorn there. Extra butter. Not real butter, of course, but... something cheerful. [The tub lurches. He adjusts it again, gently.] JOANNA I can get Dolby Vision at Best Buy. Off a loop. With colour and luminous fidelity un-dreamed of at Cineplex. GYLES I once spent forty minutes in Best Buy trying to locate someone to explain what a dongle was. JOANNA The future was the subject of the film. Meanwhile, the projection tech hasn’t moved an inch. [The tub lurches again.] GYLES I miss the layered ones. You know—half caramel, half salt. You eat them in alternating moods. JOANNA This isn’t a snack conversation. GYLES I know. But they’ve stopped stirring it. Now the butter just... sits. JOANNA Much like Cineplex. [A pause.] GYLES What *is* a dongle? [The tub tips. Popcorn spills everywhere.] [Joanna rolls her eyes.] FADE OUT.