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16 April 2025

3 April 2025

  • 05:3605:36, 3 April 2025 diff hist +997 The Commentary Track No edit summary current
  • 04:5904:59, 3 April 2025 diff hist +782 N The Commentary Track Created page with "<pre> INT. STUDY – EVENING Joanna is holding a *Doctor Who* Blu-ray case. The menu screen flickers on the television. JOANNA Why are you in this? GYLES Oh, I recommended Nicholas for two different plays. One as a British soldier. One as a German. Range, you see. JOANNA And the jumper? GYLES..."

28 March 2025

  • 10:2710:27, 28 March 2025 diff hist −2 GILES 5000 No edit summary current
  • 10:2110:21, 28 March 2025 diff hist +1 GILES 5000 No edit summary
  • 10:2010:20, 28 March 2025 diff hist +273 GILES 5000 No edit summary
  • 10:0610:06, 28 March 2025 diff hist +3,181 N GILES 5000 Created page with " <pre> INT. STUDY – LATE AFTERNOON The desk has been cleared. At its centre sits a sleek, matte-black voice assistant: small, tasteful, and absurdly labelled “GILES 5000” in understated gold type. Joanna and Gyles are seated nearby. The tech entrepreneur stands at the ready, flanked now by a quiet video recordist with a shoulder-mounted camera, already rolling. ENTREPRENEUR We’ve trained the model and installed the voice..."
  • 09:2809:28, 28 March 2025 diff hist +535 Hum a few bars No edit summary current
  • 08:5308:53, 28 March 2025 diff hist +2,112 N Hum a few bars Created page with " <pre> INT. STUDY – DAY A visiting tech entrepreneur stands near the fireplace, flanked by a calm, headphone-clad sound technician holding a boom mic. Joanna is seated, motionless. Gyles is humming to himself and straightening his posture. ENTREPRENEUR We just need a clean vocal pass, some phoneme mapping, and a baseline tone curve. Shouldn’t take more than an hour. GYLES Lovel..."
  • 08:1008:10, 28 March 2025 diff hist +1,894 N Not real butter Created page with " <pre> INT. STUDY – EARLY EVENING Joanna is scrolling through a calendar app. Gyles is nearby, precariously balancing a massive tub of popcorn on his knee. It threatens to tip with every small movement. JOANNA Do you realise *Tomorrowland* came out nearly ten years ago? GYLES Did it? JOANNA That means Cineplex hasn’t added Dolby Vision to a single theatr..." current
  • 07:3807:38, 28 March 2025 diff hist +2,406 N Horse in the elevator Created page with " <pre> INT. STUDY – NIGHT Joanna has her glasses on and a notepad open. A YouTube review plays softly from her laptop. Gyles is in the armchair, nursing a decaf. JOANNA It’s not a real 4K scan. GYLES I’m sorry? JOANNA The new *True Lies* disc. LE LABO DE JAY did a full breakdown— the visuals are soft, the digital noise reduc..." current
  • 07:0507:05, 28 March 2025 diff hist +1,694 N Swiss Army knife Created page with " <pre> INT. STUDY – AFTERNOON Joanna sits in front of her laptop, unmoving. The screen glows faintly. A macOS system update is pending. She stares at it. JOANNA I knew this day would come. But I thought I’d be ready. GYLES Oh dear. Password trouble? JOANNA No. Worse. The update will break QuickTime Pro 7. I’ll los..." current
  • 06:2606:26, 28 March 2025 diff hist +14 Tax Preferences No edit summary current

27 March 2025

  • 20:5520:55, 27 March 2025 diff hist +2,206 N That’s the illusion Created page with " <pre> INT. STUDY – EVENING A quiet mood. Rain against the window. A rewatch has occurred. Joanna is holding a nearly finished glass of wine. JOANNA I still don’t know what that scene is doing there. GYLES What scene? JOANNA Hammond and Ellie. Sitting there eating melting ice cream while everything’s collapsing around them...." current
  • 20:4820:48, 27 March 2025 diff hist +2,191 N The one with the train Created page with " <pre> INT. STUDY – LATE AFTERNOON The mood is light. A film magazine is folded open on the table. Joanna is in mid-thought, half-reclined. JOANNA I think *Back to the Future* is nearly perfect. GYLES Oh yes! The one with the train—I absolutely love it. All the Western bits. Clara. That beautiful wide shot of the clock tower being built. It’s just so..." current
  • 20:2820:28, 27 March 2025 diff hist +1,890 N Last Crusade Created page with " <pre> INT. STUDY – EARLY EVENING The light is dimming. A copy of *Radio Times* sits on the armrest. Joanna is seated, reflective. JOANNA I saw the new Indiana Jones last night. GYLES Oh yes! The Last Crusade. JOANNA Mmm. That’s what they’re calling it. GYLES You didn’t like it? JOANNA..." current
  • 19:5719:57, 27 March 2025 diff hist +2,049 N Tax Preferences Created page with "= Tax Preferences = <pre> INT. STUDY – LATE AFTERNOON The light is beginning to slant. Tea cups replaced by glasses of water. Joanna scrolls slowly on her phone, expression cooling. JOANNA It’s March twenty-first. [A beat. She doesn’t look up.] JOANNA (CONT’D) The CRA still hasn’t posted my T4s. [She sets the phone down, almost gently.] JOANNA (CONT’D)..."
  • 19:2419:24, 27 March 2025 diff hist +42 Reposting memes No edit summary current
  • 19:2419:24, 27 March 2025 diff hist +313 N Category:Matters of Great Importance Created page with "= Matters of Great Importance = ''Fictional dialogues between Joanna Lumley and Gyles Brandreth on topics of disproportionate seriousness.'' Each vignette is a quiet confrontation over something culturally trivial yet personally defining. ''“I just don’t see how you can say that with a straight face.”''" current
  • 19:2219:22, 27 March 2025 diff hist +1,695 N Social Platforms Created page with " <pre> INT. STUDY – DAY The same sofa. Books in the background. A breeze of politeness in the air. Joanna scrolls lightly on her phone, then sets it down. JOANNA I think TikTok is actually quite elegant. [Gyles looks up from a book.] GYLES TikTok? JOANNA Mmm. The constraint sharpens the form. Some of the edits—brilliant timing...." current
  • 19:1319:13, 27 March 2025 diff hist −20 Reposting memes Reposting Memes
  • 19:1219:12, 27 March 2025 diff hist +1,274 N Reposting memes Created page with "= Reposting Memes = <pre> INT. WELL-LIT STUDY – DAY Cushions, books, quiet light. A civil atmosphere, as always. Joanna sips her tea, then places the cup down with the air of someone introducing a new subject. JOANNA I do sometimes repost memes to Instagram. [A quiet moment.] GYLES (turning toward her, eyes wide) So do I! [She glances at him, mid-turn. Curious.]..."
  • 18:4918:49, 27 March 2025 diff hist +1,612 N Cold from a tin (notated) Created page with "<pre> INT. WELL-LIT STUDY – DAY A plush, pale sofa. Shelves of well-loved books. Cushions everywhere. Afternoon light washes the room in a warm, thoughtful glow. JOANNA LUMLEY and GYLES BRANDRETH sit side by side. Both are at ease, silent. A beat. JOANNA (softly, to herself, with quiet satisfaction) I like baked beans cold from a tin. She gazes forward, centered in the truth of it. Yes, I do. Gyles GASPS—sharp and delighted. He pivots suddenly toward her, all e..." current

25 March 2025

  • 17:3417:34, 25 March 2025 diff hist +3,232 N Cold from a tin Created page with "Joanna Lumley and Gyles Brandreth sat nestled into a low, pale sofa—pillowed and plush, surrounded by shelves of well-worn books. The room was warmly lit, like a quiet afternoon in a country library: soft fabrics, old spines, a place where civility had room to stretch. They shared a silence. Not awkward—measured. Two people well-versed in conversation who also knew the value of a pause. Then Joanna spoke, out of nowhere. Her voice was soft, but deliberate, like som..." current

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